A Bad Bride's Tale

Two weeks before her wedding, Stevie Jonson has got the jitters. Is she finally growing up, or compromising horribly? In love or in denial? There are good reasons to get married—babies, sex whenever she wants it, a justification for staying in without feeling like a loser, and contentment. But there are also very good reasons not to get married—never wanting to sleep with him unless nothing on TV, never sleeping with anyone else again, his mother, his new bald patch, and being called 'my wife.' The disconcerting reappearance of a former major crush threatens to bring Stevie's future crashing down around her. A hilarious and heartfelt story about love, marriage, and what happens when they refuse to schedule.