Create Your Own Midlife Crisis

To run away to Brazil, turn to 34. To get a tattoo, turn to 147. To burn your house down, turn to 145. Midway through our lives, we wonder how we ended up here and whether there's a way out. There must have been a crucial turning point, but there's no way to start again in the hope of a better result. Or is there? Here's your chance to try all the roads not taken—polyamory, ayahuasca, younger men, enlightenment, infidelity, Botox, or just telling your boss for once and for all where she can shove her job. But all choices come at a cost... Wryly funny, horribly relatable, here are the predicaments of modern midlife, brought together in a compulsively readable book-as-game which—just like real life—you can never truly win.